Europeans Uncovered.. Part 2
Spanish do not have red blood. Their blood is purple. It’s not blood but kalimotxo
Milk and Cookies is the official breakfast/lunch/dinner menu of
Side ponytails are the latest fashion trend Spain.
A typical spanish day takes place as follows:
12pm. Wake up
1pm. Breakfasy (Milk and Cookies)
3pm. Lunch (Spinach and Cream OR Milk and Cookies)
4pm-5pm. Wasting some time with other Spanish
6pm-7pm. Deciding where to go for party tonight.
8pm-9pm. More wasting away.
10pm. A quick hurried dinner. (Possibly, Milk and Cookies)
4/5am. Another round of Milk and Cookies (if sober enough to find the milk).
The Spanish have a special ability of ‘Finding’ things.
Intrestingly, many other people, develope an ability of loosing things when the Spanish are around.
In Spain one cannot be sure if there is a “ban on the van”, or “van on the ban”.
All Spanish are consevationist. They conserve (reuse) cooking oil.
Spanish also come in many flavours.
-The cool guys.
-The pretty lasses
-The “I’m igh” dude.
The views written above are purely satrical, and are exagerations based on the authors personal experience in Europe with the various people. Please take it with a pinch of salt..